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Ok, Buster...or Bob, or Jill, or whatever. So ya wanna copy my stuff and pass it up as yours, maybe to make nice christmas cards or put in magazines or in your own site so that one million paying assholes can jerk off to it or put it in nice senior citizens homes brochures or what the hell not. Well, man, sorry lots but the whole deal is copyrighted. That means that you cannot do it. Yeah, you did hear right. Ya can't !

I like all that "information wants to be free" bullshit, so you can download all you want, print it, put it up in your wall, jerk off to it, do whatever you want. But I would appreciate it if you wouldn't post it around too much, I like to have control over it, nor put it up in your site ( that's what mine is for ), but that is mostly optional, I think that information does want to be free and I am myself a fan of newsgroups and fan sites, so how could I complain ? But I am adamant about this :

So now you're thinking "fuck him. What can the fucker do ? Will he take me to court ? ". No asshole, I won't. But this place is not only copyrighted, it is also COPYWRONGED. That means it is protected by both the evil spirits and the Mob. Doubt it ? Take a look at these touching testimonials :

"Oh, well, man, I mean, Wow. I mean, I didn't mean it man, I didn't know. It was just for kicks, man. I just copied a few pics, that's all, man. Sold a few, ok. Said they were mine, ok. But to send those goons, man...I mean, those doods, man...them eyes seem to burn right through your skull, man...and, my kneecaps, man...I'll never dance again...you know how much it hurts to get 'capped with a baseball bat, man ? Sheeet..."

But just so that you won't get the wrong idea ( all is not horror stories at Hikari's ) here is a touching testimonial of a satisfied visitor:

"It was last December that my life changed forever. I was suddenly taken by a wild impulse and sent Hikari a shitload of american dollars to his offshore account. I was sure it wouldn't go to waste on some idiotic charity, but rather it would be put to good use in furthering his egomaniacal plans of world domination ( oops, I meant betterment ) and his wild NASDAQ speculation.
Even so, I thought I must me mad to send out money like this to a perfect stranger, or maybe I had been influenced by some subliminal message on your site ?
Anyway, just a couple of weeks passed when my luck suddenly changed radically. I won the lottery and bought some GERON ( NASDAQ:GERN ) stocks which went to through the  roof and made me a bundle of dough in just 30 days ( still a STRONG BUY ). Also, I found a husband, who proved out to be a good slav...I mean, a nice man, and we are now very happy and rich. I am even thinking of having a child and I wonder if Hikari would be kind enough to supply me with his wonderfull godlike genome by humping me all night long while my husband serves us cocktails. Sincerely yours.

Dana Suckly
Ex-FBI agent. Bodacious Broad and Aggressive Biotech Fund Manager."

Hikari comments: But of course. Allways glad to be of service.

UPDATE ( 20 may 2000 ): Since the recent crash of the NASDAQ, GERN is no longer a Strong Buy ( though maybe a long term one ) and Dana is now out of the market and licking her wounds. She may soon join Hikari's harem, which she regards as just another stroke of good luck. The moral of this story? Send me money goddamit ( or click my sponsors once in a while )!

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